Come Mr. Taliban, tally me gangbangers.

Do you know what’s been happening in The City Of Chicago ?

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That question is meant for you to answer honestly to yourself.

Most of America and the world does not, so please click the following embedded links (bold, blue text) and I humbly ask that you read through them all thoroughly before continuing further in this posting.

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The City Of Chicago is on the razor’s edge of eternity and being purposely nudged across the point of no return.

There’s also much more to Chicago than just murders, shootings, stabbings and other assorted violence.

Hadiya Pendleton — Did you know her first name in a certain ‘peaceful religion’ not to be singled-out means “Guide To Righteousness” ?

The City Of Chicago is located in The State Of Illinois, where true danger in governance is just as rampant.

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As a side note, the ‘fun’ is not limited to The Land Of Lincoln.  There’s also Califailure, along with Noo Yawk and the mega-mess within The Empire State known as Bloombergistan.

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So as you see, le merde is quite close to encountering le ventilateur in many places.  Chicago though, gets the gold star time and time again as the point of no return gets nudged closer and closer day after day.

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As negotiations for the US withdrawal from Afghanistan have once again come to a halt, the Taliban Supreme Council has offered to level the playing field by sending a group of 400 battle-hardened Taliban peacekeepers to the U.S. city of Chicago, to help pacify one of the most violent regions in the Great Plains area of the North American continent.

Details as to the logistical challenges have yet to be worked out, but already many US officials are expressing support for the idea.

“It’s heart-warming to see the human interest the Taliban has taken in the plight of our inner-city minority residents,” said Michael Dristun, a State Department analyst. “We’re all excited about getting a fresh perspective on how to bring peace to rough, volatile neighborhoods.”

Ramadullah, a concerned Taliban chieftain from the Swat Valley in Afghanistan, who follows the local tradition of only having one name, said that his people are “very troubled by the social problems in Chicago and simply want to help.”

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Click on the link and read it all.

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The preceding parody/satire article from ‘The People’s Cube’ (via The Washington Times) and the following uber-snarkified commentary from yours truly in the form of song lyrics, are both offered to hopefully help you focus on something I’ve been pleading with everyone to do.

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“Tally-Ho Snackbar™, The Banana-Brain Song”

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Tally-Ho, Tally-Ho
Tally-Ho Snackbar™, we have a new home
Tally, is a Tally, is a Tally, is a Tally, is a Tally, is a Tally-Ho
Tally-Ho Snackbar™, we have a new home

We shag goat all night right in they bum
Hi, my name’s Rahm and this your new home
We set IED’s ’til the morning come
Hi my name’s Rahm and this your new home…… I sing:

Come Mister Taliban, tally me gangbangers
We kill Teh Jooooooooooos, drive ‘em out of they homes
Come Mister Taliban, tally me gangbangers
More Jooooooooooos come and we blow up they homes

Lift bomb vest, mortar shell, rocket launcher too
My name’s Rahm and this your new home
Everything we do is to kill Teh Eeeeevil Jooooooooooo
My name’s Rahm and this your new home…… I sing:

Tally, is a Tally-Ho
Clingers come, we blow them up too
Tally, is a Tally, is a Tally, is a Tally, is a Tally, is a Tally-Ho
Take clingers guns that we do for you

A ugly bunch of clingers and their dangerous sons
Clingers bitter, that we know from you
Have the deadly black and scary-looking guns
Clingers bitter, that we know from you

Take hand gun, shotgun, rifle in bunch
Clingers come, we deal with them too
Cartridges, shot-shells, magazines bunch
Clingers come, we deal with them too

Tally, is a Tally-Ho
US laws, they mean nothing no more
Tally, is a Tally, is a Tally, is a Tally, is a Tally, is a Tally-Ho
Valerie said we could use the whole store

Come Mister Taliban, leave alone gangbangers
Yes Mr. Rahm, ‘yes we can’ do for you
Come Mister Taliban, give help to the gangbangers
Yes Mr. Rahm, ‘yes we can’ do for you

Tally, is a Tally-Ho
Clingers come, we blow up their home
Tally, is a Tally, is a Tally, is a Tally, is a Tally, is a Tally-Ho
Clingers come, we blow up their home

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The satire above is just that – Satire.

Relax.

Laugh a little.

Okay ?

Done ?

Good.

Now please – I beg of you – Use your eyes, ears and God-given sense of cognitive thought and reasoning.

Look around your town, county, state and the nation.

What I’ve been pleading seemingly for ages is that you think ‘big picture’…… No…… Bigger…… NO…… BIGGER.

“It can’t happen here” is indeed happening here…… and it’s on purpose, not from any ‘incompetence’, nor due to ‘lack of experience’.

The entire Obama administration and their outside cohorts in one-world Totalitarianism are NOT friends to any and all rights and freedoms real Americans cherish, protect and defend.

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Tool up.

It’s coming.

You know…… “It”.

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Kenny Solomon
Israel Survival Updates
The American Survival Guide

Oath Keeper
Patriot Guard Rider

Riding in memory of my dad, Roy Solomon, US Army, 63rd Engineers, WWII Europe.
In memory of my uncle, Col. E. J. Lasner, US Army, Europe, Viet Nam and USA.
In memory of my grandfather, Cpl. Samuel Lasner, US Army, WWI, France.

—and—

In memory of Brian A. Terry, US Marines, US Border Patrol.

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Everything I need to know about Islam I learned at the age of 13 on September 5th 1972.

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One Response to Come Mr. Taliban, tally me gangbangers.

  1. jahabalon says:

    How very true Kenny and brilliantly put in a satirical way.It looks like the American people are finally waking up to the mortal peril they find themselves in under the Obama Regime, as word of a Petition to Impeach Barack Hussein Obama is calling on Congress to file Impeachment charges against Obama.

    Petition urging Congress to Impeach Obama
    http://www.wnd.com/wnd_petition/p

Have at it....... But please be respectful and no f'n cussin' neither, ya heah ?...... Also please back up all claims of fact in your comments with links (yes, they will be verified before comment posting approved).

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