The Green Police — A Reality Coming To Your Home.

Most people will say this is a load of bovine excrement in extremis.

Most people will act the sheep and comply.

Most people don’t want anything horrific to happen to our environment and you’re dang straight I don’t.

Most people will get the impression that this is so their town can increase revenue.   Most people haven’t the slightest idea this has nothing to do with the environment or revenue.

It’s about command and control…… A Totalitarian Statist government and the complete elimination of any individual rights.

If your village, town, city, county and state are participating members of ICLEI and this Green Police insanity isn’t in place as of today, it will be in the near future.   Guaranteed.   It’s in the ICLEI charter as a compliance mandate.

If your village, town, city, county and state are not yet fully part of ICLEI, you MUST get involved and stop it from ever happening, because they’re coming whether or not you realize it.

I’ve been warning people about this long before I was a blogger at any level.   I’ve been called many more things than a tin-foil-hat-wearer for doing so.

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Nudge.

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Beware the green police. They don’t carry guns (Ed. note…… Not yet.) and there’s no police academy to train them, but if you don’t recycle your trash properly, they can walk up your driveway and give you a $100 ticket.

They know what’s in your trash, they know what you eat, they know how often you bring your recycles to the curb — and they may be coming to your town soon. That is, if they’re not already there.

In a growing number of cities across the U.S., local governments are placing computer chips in recycling bins to collect data on refuse disposal, and then fining residents who don’t participate in recycling efforts and forcing others into educational programs meant to instill respect for the environment.

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Nudge.

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Please remember that there’s always a major level of truth in all humor and snark.   Right about now, I’m corked off enough and dangerously snarkified.

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Fade in to a more than likely scene at my house in the near future:

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……knock knock, knock……

Me: “Yes, who’s there?”

Them: “Mr. Solomon, this is Waste Watch, open the door.”

Me: “Who ?”

Them: “Waste Watch, The Environmental Enforcement Division Of The Civilian Defense Force…… Sir, you did not place any material in the containers marked ‘Positive Recycling, But Non-Potable Protein’ and ‘Glass Or Other Hard Non-Bio-Degradable Substances Over 6.5 Ounces’ on the first day of National Personal Garbage Inspection…… We have orders to inspect your home and ascertain the reason behind your non-compliance.   You are hereby ordered to open the door or we’ll kick it in and drag you out in handcuffs.”

Me: (Laughing)…… “OK Dave, I know it’s you.   Is that Jessica with you too ?   She said she was coming into town on vacation.   You really break me up with something new every week.”

Them: “Sir, I am Sub-Leader Hassan Mustafa and with me is Political Agent Loquesha Smith-Jones from The Gore Division of Waste Watch, The Environmental Enforcement Division Of The Civilian Defense Corps.   If you do not open the door immediately for a full-home inspection, we are authorized to use force to achieve Leader Barry’s goal of change.”

Me: “What the he…… One second, please.”……… Looking to my surveillance monitor at the front door camera……… “Whoever you are, I am a citizen of The United States of America and The State of Florida.   This might not end well if you don’t have a warrant  And if you don’t, it’s best you leave my property.”

Them: “Mr. Solomon, OPEN THE DOOR NOW or we’re coming in, weapons drawn and safeties off.”……… Attempting to bash in the door……… Thud… Thud…… THUD……… “Sir, your in violation of the National Excessive Waste Act and……”

Me: (Loud noise) ‘Snap !  Clack !’……… For the uninitiated, that’s the sound of a well-maintained Remington 870 Tactical Shotgun transferring a 1525 fps Magnum 00 Buckshot 10-pellet shell into the chamber………  “You’re on my property and have just threatened me with violence and are attempting to enter my home without permission.   You have less than two seconds to stop and leave, or I will defend myself according to ‘The Castle Doctrine’ and ‘Stand Your Ground’ Laws of The State of Florida.”

Them: THUD… BUMP…… THUD – hinge pop, door flies off the frame…… “SIR, WE ARE COMING IN !”

Me: BLAAAAAAAAAAAM !  ‘Snap !  Clack !’ BLAAAAAAAAAAAM !  Snap !  Clack !…… BLAAAAAAAAAAAM !  Snap !  Clack !  BLAAAAAAAAAAAM !  Snap, clack……. In firing position, moving left/right, forward and low…… Then, out-loud to myself…… “Any more of ‘em ?…… No…… Good Lord, what the hell was that about?   I’d better call it in to the department.”

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Go ahead and keep telling yourself none of what’s actually going on around the nation can really happen here in America.

Or are you starting to see even a little bit of what some of us for years on end were telling you was coming ?

You are ?

Good.

Now get hold of your family.

Get hold of your friends.

Get hold of your neighbors.

Wake them up fully.

Their and your literal freedom and lives are at stake now, not just in the future.   Top it off with everything else going on in the world (especially with the peace lovers), the unthinkable is taking shape.

If you don’t believe me, please look at the following website for the organization mentioned at the outset of this column: ICLEI – Sustainable Development through local legislation, mandates, regulations and more.

They are in your local government – 99% guaranteed.

They are in your county government – 99% guaranteed.

They are in your state government – 99% guaranteed.

They are in the federal government – 100% guaranteed.   Where do you think all the EPA nonsense is coming from…… The Moon ?

Ever hear of a Federal agency called “The Office Of Information And Regulatory Affairs” ?   That’s Cass Sunstein.   The “Nudge” Czar.   He was put in place specifically for things of this nature.

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Tool up…… It’s coming…… You know…… “It”.

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Kenny Solomon
Israel Survival Updates

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Note: This column was originally written during September 2010 and posted at The American Survival Guide.  Wording has been slightly updated for this entry at I.S.U.

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