‘Scuse me ?
“We are in an unstable period that requires special preparations on the home front in order to maintain routine life.”
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot ?
Col. Yitzchak (pictured below, left) emphasized that the Home Front Command would act to “maintain routine life” and determined that “we are not in a time of war.”
Ever since he was a young boy,
He played with maps on a wall.
From Jaffa down to Hebron,
He must have played them all.
We ain’t seen nothin’ like him, in any IDF hall.
That deaf dumb and blind Colonel says:
“We are not in a time of war.”
Separated At Birth:
Col. Yitzchak, with all due respect Sir, it may be an idea to attempt waking from whatever artificially-induced sleep you’re in, have a few gallons of coffee and take a look through the closest window.
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