In other news, The Easter Bunny just delivered a basket to Mr. and Mrs. Claus at their summer home in Atlantis.
Ismail Kosari, a member of the Iranian parliament’s Security and Foreign Policy Commission and a close affiliate of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, postulated that Bin Laden was actually operated by Israel.
“He was just a puppet controlled by the Zionist regime in order to present a violent image of Islam after the September 11 attacks,” he said, adding that the al-Qaeda leader’s assassination proves he had “an expiration date” forcing the US to kill him.
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Israel Survival Updates
Everything I need to know about Islam I learned at the age of 13 on September 5th 1972.
Thanks to I.S.U. friends The Jawa Report for coining the term “Zuper Zekrit Zionist”.