Nooooooooobody expects the………

So answer me this, Israel:


Our chief weapon is surprise… surprise and fear… fear and surprise…… Our two weapons are fear and surprise… and ruthless efficiency…… Our *three* weapons are…………


Anticipating attempts by Syrian civilians to cross the border into Israel in September, the IDF has placed antipersonnel landmines along the Syria border in the Golan Heights, reports IDF journal Bamachaneh.

The mines were laid by Combat Engineering Corps officer cadets and will be followed by extensive laying of landmines throughout the sector. They were placed beyond the border security fence but within the Alpha Line that marks the border with Syria. The mining was carried out openly and in daylight.

1. Fine, let ’em see ya do it – OK, I get it…… Really, I do.

2. The skirmish line needs to be ‘enhanced’.  Every 100 yards in hardened postings, an M134, manned, stocked and ready to go, with orders as follows: “If something – anything – is on the other side of the fence and crosses the line of demarcation, stop it from moving”.

3.  Best take care of the “gardening” at the Gaza border too.

I’m gonna fetch the comfy chair and soft cushions, then sit back with some popcorn and sweet tea to watch the show.

A good bet I’ll have a ready-to-go ‘toy’ or ten at my side as well.

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Kenny Solomon
Israel Survival Updates
Everything I need to know about Islam I learned at the age of 13 on September 5th 1972.

10…… 9…… 8…… 7…………
Tool up…… It’s coming…… You know…… “It”.

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4 Responses to Nooooooooobody expects the………

  1. Jeff says:

    Nice that the sign is in English, Hebrew and Spanish. 🙂 It’s also facing Israel.

    • kennysolomon says:

      I’m filled with ‘hope’ that Israel brought some ‘change’ to the armament, in that it’s half explosive pellets and half bacon.

      “Front Toward Enemy”

      Git-r-done !

  2. faboutlaws says:

    I’d like to know why flamethrowers, napalm and white phosporus are not part of the border protection program. Is it because TA believes they will like us better if we don’t hurt them too much?

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