You don’t mess with The Zohan……… And you can’t fix stupid.

Proving that everything that’s ever happened anywhere is the fault of us Eeeeevil Jooooooooooos.

In a report that may indicate Egyptian authorities believe the IDF-commando-turned-hairdresser from the 2008 Hollywood film You Don’t Mess With Zohan is more fact than fiction, Egypt’s official state paper Al Ahram reported Israeli citizen Ofir Harari, recently accused by Egypt of spying for Israel, was involved in a scheme to cause mass infertility in Egypt via hair products.

Unbelievable !   This enema gets to live his dream !

Harari, accused by Egypt of being an agent of the Mossad, is set be tried in absentia on charges of “spying for a foreign country with the purpose of harming Egyptian national interests,” news agency MENA reported.

Imma blow up this whole block, Imma blow you up, Imma blow up these puppies !  And we all gonna go to hell together, cause I hate these puppies !

“According to the public prosecutor’s office’s investigation,” Al Ahram reported. “‘Mossad agent Ofir Harari’ instructed Jordanian Ibrahim abu-Zaid to set up a company in Egypt which would exclusively import an Israeli hair product, for both men and women, which causes infertility. This in order to completely destroy Egyptian reproduction abilities.”

I just want to make people silky-smooth !

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Kenny Solomon
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4 Responses to You don’t mess with The Zohan……… And you can’t fix stupid.

  1. Andreas K. says:

    Mohammedans… They’re just… I’m actually speechless.

  2. Linda says:

    Yeah… Hair products… *knock me over with a feather*

  3. In the tradition of juice haters everywhere, this was a misunderstanding. The German-made products were called Herr products and consisted of nut shriveling quantities of steroid based bodybuilding stuff.

  4. I guess the next step in our nefarious plan involves drowning their babies hummus?

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