Canceled — Pulled — Fired — Emergency.

Come along my baby, whole lotta peace-lovin’ goin’ on,
Yes, I said come ‘n see the dog lovers, baby you can’t go wrong.
Quranimals ain’t fakin’, whole lotta peace-lovin’ goin’ on.

Hamas Ends ‘Cease-Fire’ With Israel.
(There was a cease-fire ?)

Hamas’ military wing, the Al-Qassam Brigades, called off a ceasefire with Israel late Friday, Hamas’ Al-Aqsa radio reported. According to the report, which was quoted by the Bethlehem-based Ma’an news agency, Hamas will allow terror factions in Gaza to respond to Israeli attacks in the Strip.

Those ‘attacks’ come in response to provocations by the same terror groups in Gaza, such as Thursday’s multiple attacks near Eilat or the barrage of rockets which were fired at Israel from Gaza on Friday.

Israel to the peace lovers:  We dare ya to cross this line……… OK, this one……… The next one……… That one……… The next one………………

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Gaza rockets intensify in south.
(Whata shocka !)

Rocket fire from the Gaza Strip intensified Saturday morning in the second day of attacks that followed IDF strikes on the Strip, responding to a deadly terror attack near Eilat Thursday, in which eight Israelis were killed and dozens injured.

Emergency sirens could be heard throughout the city before the blasts. A paramedics team that was dispatched to the site of the blast in Ashdod said it was treating three men in their 20s for injuries including shrapnel to the neck, chest, and other parts of the body.  Two were in serious condition.

Those ‘men’ injured were ‘Palestinians’…… Really…… No, I’m not kidding…… It’s true…… Stop laughing and click on the link.

Wait…… Why were those ‘Palestinians’ allowed to be working in Israel in the first place ?

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Egypt recalls ambassador to Israel.
(Israel should expel all Muslim nation ambassadors.)

Egypt has decided to recall its ambassador, Yasser Reda, from Israel in protest of the deaths of five Egyptian security forces in a border incident which took place Thursday, Cairo’s state TV reported on Saturday.

There nature of the incident is still under investigation, but the Egyptian interim cabinet has already ruled that “Israel is politically and legally responsible for this incident”; further stating that is was in breach of the 1979 peace treaty between the two countries.

Due to an unexpected error, media sources were unable to publish the full quote from Egypt’s state television. Israel Survival Updates was able to obtain the conclusion of the official statement:

The treaty, which we, The Muslim Brotherhood, will be tearing to shreds on national television within two seconds of our being freely, fairly and openly elected to bring ‘hope and change’ to Egypt, ruling with an iron Qur’an and start the final intifada moments later.

Don’t doubt me.

Update…… Just a few hours later……

A senior official at the Egyptian embassy in Tel Aviv told Israel Radio Saturday that, contrary to widespread reports, no decision has been taken to recall Egyptian Ambassador Yasser Ridah to Cairo.

Taqiyya: It’s what’s for dinner.

…… and breakfast and lunch and snacks and……

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Arab League to hold emergency session on Gaza.
(Bzzzzzt – Buzzzzz – Baaaaaaah — Squad 51, see the man at……)

The Arab League will hold an urgent meeting on Sunday to discuss an Israeli air strikes on the Gaza Strip that killed 15 Palestinians, a spokesman said Saturday.

“The Arab League received a request from the Palestinian state … and after negotiations it decided to host an urgent meeting on the level of the permanent representatives at 12 p.m. tomorrow,” Mahmoud Abdel Aziz said.

Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas called for an emergency session of the United Nations Security Council in an effort to halt Israeli airstrikes on the Gaza Strip, according to a statement by Palestinian negotiator Saeb Erekat cited by Palestinian media.

According to the statement, Abbas instructed Palestinian representative at the United Nations Riyad Mansour to call for an urgent session of the Security Council to discuss the airstrikes on Gaza.

Gee, maybe it would be a nice idea if ‘somebody’ would let the United Nations know what caused those “airstrikes on Gaza” in the first place.

Wait…… Mansour ?!?…… Isn’t that Oba……… Oh, wrong guy.

Never mind.

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Kenny Solomon
Israel Survival Updates

Everything I need to know about Islam I learned at the age of 13 on September 5th 1972.

10…… 9…… 8…… 7…………
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2 Responses to Canceled — Pulled — Fired — Emergency.

  1. Well, you sure summed it up. When will the world understand that these nuts have no other occupations or jobs other than fighting. They live in squallor. The women are ignorant; and their only reason for existence is to have more fighters.

  2. armed and larry says:

    I have a suggestion.

    Every time a rocket is fired, drop a fuel-air explosive over the spot where it was launched. Eventually there will be no cover for launchers or storage areas for the rockets. Drop durandal bombs into every intersection within 100 yards of the launch site so they can’t move any rockets remaining. I doubt if there would be any usable rockets after a fuel-air explosion, but better to be sure.

    Repeat as needed.

    Also, propaganda has become the terrorists biggest weapon, there is no real news coming from the arab areas. When the reporters no longer report the news but use their cameras and microphones as recruiting tools, they have become combatants and should be treated as such. The threat posed by propaganda has been underestimated and tolerated for too long.

    War is hell it was once said. Liberals have turned it into a spectator sport. Horror needs to be reinstated to make war a last resort rather than a hobby or political statement.

Have at it....... But please be respectful and no f'n cussin' neither, ya heah ?...... Also please back up all claims of fact in your comments with links (yes, they will be verified before comment posting approved).

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