We all live in an Iranian submarine……

……an Iranian submarine…… an Iranian submarine.

They’re small.

They’re real.

Been around for a few years already.

Do NOT take these little darlin’s lightly.

Iran has expanded it’s fleet, launching three new Ghadir-Class submarines, Iranian Navy Commander Rear Admiral Habibollah Sayyari said on Saturday.

“All parts of these submarines, including their body and their advanced radar equipment and defense systems, have been designed and manufactured by our country’s defense experts and with the help of the Defense Ministry,” the admiral said in a press conference.

These active Iranian Navy ships of the line are shallow-draft and purpose-built, which means they’re quiet as a cemetery when they need to be and can hide in an exponentially larger number of places than their much bigger Kilo-Class brothers.

Tip to tip, 29 m long, beam of less than 3 m, that shallow draft I mentioned above: less than 2.5 m and a totally loaded displacement of 120 T (incl batteries, crew, armament and provisions).

Think ‘big picture’…… No…… Bigger…… NO…… BIGGER.

Doesn’t take much imagination (or actual work) and if I can think of it, you damn well know the peace lovers have already too:

Standard large cargo ship.

Flagged from the country of ‘Gonnakilltehjuiceistan’.

One of these Ghadir toys that you’re laughing at for looking like a toy is sitting in the cargo hold, surrounded by real containers with real cargo and it’s in transit.

Standard large cargo ship has a lower deck slightly modified (won’t take much) to allow entry and exit of a Ghadir boat.

Standard large cargo ship’s destination is The Port Of Los Angeles.

At night probably pre-docking while still out in the harbor, or with teh awesum DHS policies and procedures known by rote throughout the world, during docked time Ghadir is ‘dropped off’ silently and with absolutely no visual evidence above the waterline.

Either way it’s not noticed whatsoever because “it can’t happen here”.

Ghadir runs on batteries for an hour getting closer, slowly, undetected.

Ghadir is on a one-way mission with a skeleton crew of martyrs on board having a ‘special’ weps package.



Yeah, the little boats are just toys and Iran only says stuff to hear themselves hate Jews and everyone else.

Keep telling yourself that.


A three-part presentation from about a year ago showing several of these very same mini-subs being launched:





It can’t happen here.


Want to laugh at a ‘sub’ ?

Watch this video clip then, because it’s real cute:

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Kenny Solomon
Israel Survival Updates

Everything I need to know about Islam I learned at the age of 13 on September 5th 1972.

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2 Responses to We all live in an Iranian submarine……

  1. I can’t believe they would try that with the U.S. I would hope Zero would show them some “shock & awe.”

    • EastBayLarry says:

      LIO, surely you jest!?
      The Won needs a crisis, remember? Kennys scenario would be welcomed by our Dictator-in-Training-Pants.

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