Obama’s got a gun.


He opened fire inside The White House.


US President Barack Obama tested a new high-powered prototype Tuesday for his commander-in-chief’s arsenal — a high-powered marshmallow gun that sent a tasty missile screaming through the White House.

Watched over by a brooding portrait of his hero Abraham Lincoln, the US president fired the launcher and marveled at other inventions on display at a White House youth Science Fair.

“The Secret Service is going to be mad at me about this,” Obama said, before energetically pumping a compressor and shooting the marshmallow gun, invented by 14-year-old Joey Hudy.


Obama’s got a gun,
Obama’s got a gun,
His whole world’s gonna come undone,
From sayin’ none of us can have one.

What did Cass Sunstein do ?
What safety class did he put him through ?

They said when El Guapo was arrested,
They found him underneath a bus.

But man, he had it comin’,
Now that Obama’s got a gun,
The world ain’t never gonna be the same.


Kenny Solomon
Israel Survival Updates

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Cross-posted at The American Survival Guide.

One Response to Obama’s got a gun.

  1. Only Obama would be able to do damage with this. How many priceless statues did he shatter to pieces?

Have at it....... But please be respectful and no f'n cussin' neither, ya heah ?...... Also please back up all claims of fact in your comments with links (yes, they will be verified before comment posting approved).

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