If anyone knows why these two should not be wed, shoot now or forever hold your peace lover.

They did.


Three reporters were attacked by Hamas security forces while covering a mass wedding in Gaza City on Thursday.

Reports identified the three as local Sky News reporter Mohammad al-Mashharawi, BBC reporter Adnan al-Dorosh and Amer Abu Omar, a Gaza-based journalist.

Witnesses told the Bethleham-based Maan News Agency that the the three were severely beaten in a nearby playground.

The Palestine News Network said that al-Mashharawi was detained by Hamas and that his location is currently unknown.

Gaza’s Ministry of Interior issued a statement shortly after the incident condemning the attack. Officials said they would “open an investigation and punish the assailants.”


The beat-down happened right after the ceremony ended with the last of the happy couples to be joined in unholy matrimony.  World-renown Imam Kcarab Niessuh Amabo presided over parts of the ceremony and was there for the conclusion:

Imam Kcarab Niessuh Amabo – If anyone knows why these two should not be wed, shoot now or forever hold your peace lover……… Mashoom Sheepkissah, do you take nine-year-old Aisha Lookslikeagoat to be your Shari’a-lawfully-wedded third wife, to have and to abuse, to beat and to maim, until her murder at your hands next week do you part ?

Mashoom Sheepkissah – I do.   It is my sworn duty as a typical bitterly-clinging and Jew-hating genocidal Son Of Allah (PBUH).

Imam Kcarab Niessuh Amabo – Aisha Lookslikeagoat, you have no say in the matter.   I pronounce you married.   Allah (PBUH) be praised, that was the last one for today.   Now is the time for proper celebration.

Family and friends in attendance – What a happy occasion !   Let’s beat some people to death in the name of Allah (PBUH) !   Anyone who survives gets arrested as an infidel !    Uluuluulullululullulluuuuu !


Tally-Ho Snackbar !


Kenny Solomon
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One Response to If anyone knows why these two should not be wed, shoot now or forever hold your peace lover.

  1. Bruce O'H. says:

    You’re in rare form on this one, Kenny 🙂
    What?? What’s wrong with marrying 9 yr old girls and beating people to a pulp? Can’t a jihadi guy have some fun?

Have at it....... But please be respectful and no f'n cussin' neither, ya heah ?...... Also please back up all claims of fact in your comments with links (yes, they will be verified before comment posting approved).

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