Mihh-Mihh-Mihh Mittens and Teh Juice

He’s coming !

Ring in the church bells checkbooks !

Wait…… The sheriff is a nihh Mihh !

Strike up the band donations !

No dadgummit, the sheriff is a nihh Mihh !

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Here’s a real article at an honest-to-Betsy media outlet, The Jerusalem Post and since they’re claiming exclusivity, you’re only gonna see two sentences.   Y’all click on their link now, ya heah ?

Iffen ya don’t, we’re gonna whoop up a ‘Number Six’ on ya and ruin a dang-near $400 hand car.

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Presumed Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney will host a fundraising event in Jerusalem at $60,000 or more per plate on July 29, The Jerusalem Post learned on Wednesday.

Delegates are set to fly in from the US for the event, which a Republican source said would be “a small meeting, but a big fundraiser.”

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There’s only one way I can comment on this.

Enjoy.

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Music that’s now stuck in your head by EJ & BT and (what passes for) lyrics by the glitter glammer twins, A. Wing and A. Prayer.

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Hey kids they want us to splinter loose,
And not come together.
Their spotlight’s hitting sunlight,
Saying Bush’s fault it’s changed the weather.

We’ll deport the illegal aliens tonight,
So stick around.
You’re gonna hear the screamin’ lefties,
Solid walls of hater sound.

Hey, bitter clingers,
Have you seen him yet ?
He seems so globaled out,
Mihh-Mihh-Mihh Mittens and Teh Juice.

Oh, but they’re RINO’s and JINO’s too,
Oh, Mittens, Juice are really keen.

He’s never worn work boots, sports a 1-%’er suit,
You know I read it in a blog-agazine (that he’s got offshore accounts).
Mihh-Mihh-Mihh Mittens and Teh Juice,

Hey kids, the left is totally faithless,
Not maybe, yes they’re blinded,
But Mittens makes them nervous.

Our flag shall survive, let us take freedom along (to new heights),
Where we fight the lefties out in the streets,
And prove to them we’re right and they’re wrong.

Hey, bitter clingers,
Have you seen him yet ?
He seems so globaled out,
Mihh-Mihh-Mihh Mittens and Teh Juice.

Oh, but they’re RINO’s and JINO’s too,
Oh, Mittens, Juice are really keen.

He’s never worn work boots, sports a 1-%’er suit,
You know I read it in a blog-agazine (that he’s got offshore accounts),
Mihh-Mihh-Mihh Mittens and Teh Juice.

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If you haven’t figured it out yet, my lead-in and ‘commentary’ are a parody on this whole bloody mess we find ourselves mired in.

Laugh a little.

It’s a joke son……… Look at me when I’m talkin’ to ya……… That boy’s about as sharp as………

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In other words, it’s all satire, except for the J-Post piece, which is all too real.

The left is gonna to bat-crap crazy over this ‘little event’ in Jerusalem, not seeing a problem with, nor caring about their own in-house garbage with El Guapo, et al.

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Won’t be long now.

Tool up.

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One Response to Mihh-Mihh-Mihh Mittens and Teh Juice

  1. cassandra says:

    Yeee-HAAAAAA!! and Yippee!
    Will the o-bozo go to Egypt for a similar event? Y’know he hates to be outdone! Just askin’!! 😀

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