This Ain’t The Outer Limits.

There is nothing wrong with your television set.
(The television station has ‘a bit’ of a problem.)

Do not attempt to adjust the picture.
(There isn’t one.)

We are controlling transmission.
(Actually, we shut it down by blowing apart the tower.)

If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume.
If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper.
(We’ll also drop more Jewish-mother-in-law of all bombs on your typical Muslim heads simply because “yes we can”.)

We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical.
(For now, the TV station’s building is still vertical, but there’s “hope for change” in the near future.)

We can roll the image, make it flutter.
We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity.
(Clarity is a bit better for the inbound tracking systems so we can see the secondary explosions from all the peace-loving munitions stored in mosques, schools and hospitals.)

For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear.
(Oh wait, it’s not an hour, it’s an eternity, plus controlling what you see and hear is the job of ABCCBSNBCMSNBCCNNNYT.   We at Israel Survival Updates have this ‘itty-bitty thing about making sure to report the truth.)

We repeat:  There is nothing wrong with your television set.
(The television station has ‘a bit’ of a problem.)

You are about to participate in a great adventure.
(Might not be so great for any peace lover, because Israel Survival Updates has an exclusive photo of one of the famed 72 virgins awaiting those headed to “paradise”.)

One of the famed “72 Virgins” awaiting all peace lovers in “paradise”.

You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to……

Teh Juice Are Kicking Arse And NOT Taking Any Prisoners.



Kenny Solomon
Israel Survival Updates
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In memory of my uncle, Col. E. J. Lasner, US Army, Europe, Viet Nam and USA.
In memory of my grandfather, Cpl. Samuel Lasner, US Army, WWI, France.


In memory of Brian A. Terry, US Marines, US Border Patrol.


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4 Responses to This Ain’t The Outer Limits.

  1. ObozoLies says:

    Now that is what I call kick ass !
    Do you think they got the message ?
    Bulls eye !

  2. jahbalon says:

    The beauties of modern day technology and pin point precision.
    Is there any other country in the world that takes such meticulous care not to cause collateral damage ?

  3. Patricia Conlon says:

    Wow. I am impressed.

Have at it....... But please be respectful and no f'n cussin' neither, ya heah ?...... Also please back up all claims of fact in your comments with links (yes, they will be verified before comment posting approved).

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