Intra-Company Memorandum

To:   My Colleagues At Israel Survival Updates and The American Survival Guide
From:   Kenneth L Solomon, Administrator of the Office of Snarkification and Tooling Up Affairs
Date:   22 November 2012
Re:   The current holiday that shall not be mentioned.

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From my office to yours, a blessed da……… Oh wait……… Corporate memo, can’t say “blessed”.

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From my office to yours, a wish for a truly great day with your family and the occasion to thank G……… Dang it.

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From my office to yours, I’m filled with “hope” that there will be no “change” in the near future in the form of an executive order banning this day’s scheduled celebratory event (National Engorgement Day) as typically bitterly clinging and raaaaaaaaaaacist.

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This is the whole show:
(Yes, there’s adverts, but who cares.)

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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Happy Thanksg……… Oh……… Wait………

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H     A     P     P     Y

T       H       A       N       K      S       G       I       V       I       N       G

F       R       O       M

I       S       R       A       E       L

S       U       R       V       I       V       A       L

U      P       D       A       T       E       S

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😀 😛 😉

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Kenny Solomon
Israel Survival Updates
The American Survival Guide

Oath Keeper
Patriot Guard Rider

Riding in memory of my dad, Roy Solomon, US Army, 63rd Engineers, WWII Europe.
In memory of my uncle, Col. E. J. Lasner, US Army, Europe, Viet Nam and USA.
In memory of my grandfather, Cpl. Samuel Lasner, US Army, WWI, France.

—and—

In memory of Brian A. Terry, US Marines, US Border Patrol.

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Everything I need to know about Islam I learned at the age of 13 on September 5th 1972.

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One Response to Intra-Company Memorandum

  1. Happy Thanksgiving Kenny and I pray to GOD that this Country spends these hours deciding that Democrats destroy this great Nation!

Have at it....... But please be respectful and no f'n cussin' neither, ya heah ?...... Also please back up all claims of fact in your comments with links (yes, they will be verified before comment posting approved).

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