Teh Eeeeevil Jooooooooooos Go *Pop*

No, this ain’t an advert.

But it’s pretty cool when what once was a tiny start-up company takes a chance to break into the big time.

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Because we don’t want Roger Goodell and his very own brand of ‘Nudge Totalitarianism’ entering the life of Israel Survival Updates to ruin things the way his tenure ‘and other influences’ (nudge) are currently destroying the game of football in what remains of the United States, we’ll say the closest thing to an American holiday that isn’t one officially is called the National Football League’s Supe…… ‘big game’.

The day’s television ratings are astronomical, into the stratosphere and a majority of the nation appears to be watching this one event, even from the start of the way-too-long pre-game shows.

Broadcasters of ‘the big game’ (CBS, NBC and Fox on a rotating basis) receive huge sums of moe-nay for each thirty-second advert placed and many of the audience watches ‘the big game’ for the adverts as much as the game itself.

Companies advertising during the event create new and sometimes ‘one-off’ cinematic-quality, well-produced adverts, many times as funny as the best movies, shows and stand-up comics have ever been.

It would behoove an enterprising company looking to promote their products to gather together as many shekles as possible and buy a ‘spot’ within ‘the big game’ broadcast.

So then, enter the world’s biggest manufacturer and distributor of home beverage carbonation systems, which is trying to position itself as a cheaper and environmentally friendly alternative to bottled soft drinks“.

There’s a whole lot to be said about the comp………

Oh c**p, there’s that ICLEI ‘green’ garbage “environmentally friendly alternative“.  Gag me with a spoon.

The C.E.O. of the company is a nanny-stater, but he’s also a capitalist.

Go figure.

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Anyway……… Right now, we’re gonna give this company a pass on that ‘green’ hysteria, because le merde is encountering le ventilateur over this company’s advert buy and that will increase even more so when the knowledge of where this company is based is fully realized by the leftists in America — the very same leftists who hug trees for ‘their day job’ and demand everyone lives life their way or doesn’t get to live.

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“This is the new way to do soda. We’re revolutionizing it,” said SodaStream CEO Daniel Birnbaum.  “There exists a smarter way to enjoy soft drinks, getting the bubbles without the bottles.”

The company’s main plant is in Mishor Adumim, an Israeli industrial zone next to the Jewish settlement of Maaleh Adumim in the West Bank.

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In other words, one of the fastest growing and maybe-breaking-out-of-it’s-niche companies and products world-wide is made in………

Israel.

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Needless to say, the Boycott Divest Sanction crowd are ‘a tad’ upset.

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Bwahahahahahaha !

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Shema Yisroel Adnonai Elohenu, Adonai Echad.
Baruch Sheim K’vod Malchuto L’olam Va’ed.

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Kenny Solomon
Israel Survival Updates
The American Survival Guide

Oath Keeper
Patriot Guard Rider

Riding in memory of my dad, Roy Solomon, US Army, 63rd Engineers, WWII Europe.
In memory of my uncle, Col. E. J. Lasner, US Army, Europe, Viet Nam and USA.
In memory of my grandfather, Cpl. Samuel Lasner, US Army, WWI, France.

—and—

In memory of Brian A. Terry, US Marines, US Border Patrol.

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Everything I need to know about Islam I learned at the age of 13 on September 5th 1972.

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One Response to Teh Eeeeevil Jooooooooooos Go *Pop*

  1. bobmontgomery says:

    We bought one and it’s not bad at all. Not to save the environment but to try to improve our cost/benefit ratio. And we’re not even Jewish! (friendly racial jab lobbed at our host and fellow patriot, the indefatigable arch-patriot, Mr. Solomon.)

Have at it....... But please be respectful and no f'n cussin' neither, ya heah ?...... Also please back up all claims of fact in your comments with links (yes, they will be verified before comment posting approved).

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