Baaaaaaaaaaa !





A 56-year-old hiker was moderately wounded after an enraged sheep attacked him.

In the early morning hours the man embarked on a hike along the White Path of Shvil Israel (Israel’s Path).   Along the way, not far from Kfar Qara along Route 6, he came face to face with a sheep who for reasons yet unknown attacked him, slamming into his torso.

The hiker managed to reach his phone and alert MDA paramedics, who raced to the scene and administered first aid, later evacuating him to the Hillel Yaffe Medical Center in Hadera.

According to the hospital, the man is suffering from fractures in his lower body.   Currently, the reasons behind the sheep’s attack are being investigated, including the scenario that the man some-how provoked the sheep.


Israel Survival Updates has obtained exclusive information on the incident and can reveal the sheep is a completely typical Muslim – one of the famed ’72 Virgins’ awaiting all martyrs for Allah – and is among a quite large flock specially trained to seduce attack Jews.

Along with our source’s confirmation of the typical bitterly-Allah-clinging terror cell’s existence, a photo of one of the ‘suicide sheep’ – a.k.a. one of the 72-virgins – was sent to our offices:

“Provoked” indeed.

Give that sheep a “blue line” test !




Shema Yisroel Adnonai Elohenu, Adonai Echad.
Baruch Sheim K’vod Malchuto L’olam Va’ed.



Kenny Solomon
Israel Survival Updates
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In memory of my uncle, Col. E. J. Lasner, US Army, Europe, Viet Nam and USA.
In memory of my grandfather, Cpl. Samuel Lasner, US Army, WWI, France.


In memory of Brian A. Terry, US Marines, US Border Patrol.


Everything I need to know about Islam I learned at the age of 13 on September 5th 1972.


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8 Responses to Baaaaaaaaaaa !

  1. NanVet1971 says:

    Maybe it was a ram, a Dodge Ram?

  2. jahbalon says:

    Sounds like the Rama Rama Rama Ding A Long 😀

  3. obozolies says:

    Or what about Chuck Berry and My Ding a Ling Jah !
    Think this guy must have been doing some rumpy pumpy with Ba Ba Blacksheep…

  4. pjpaton says:

    Or a little bit of Little Richard wouldn’t go amiss either 😛

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