Whoever certifies this woman will answer to a higher authority.

Her name is Kathryn Lee Epstein and she wants to be a Rabbi.

Maybe she can get some of her old sweat shop child laborers to produce a marketable prayer shawl.

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Oh . My . God

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“I want to get my Orthodox rabbinical degree”, said the host, a born-again Christian with Jewish roots who first rose to superstardom alongside former co-anchor Regis Philbin on the talk show Live! with Regis and Kathie Lee.

Gifford was born Kathryn Lee Epstein, and her paternal grandfather was a Russian Jew.   She told CNN’s Larry King in 2000:  “My father’s Jewish by birth and by race and blood.  My mom was raised Christian, and we were raised in a godly home.  We didn’t go to synagogue, but I was raised with many Jewish traditions and raised to be very grateful for my Jewish heritage, and taught all my life that Jesus was Jewish, the disciples were Jewish,  Mary Magadalene was Jewish.  The first pope was Peter. He was Jewish.”

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Ma’am, ‘back in the day’, the whole bloody world was Jewish.

And as for your becoming a rabbi………

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Teh Laws Of Teh Juice run up dat yo momma’s bein’ raised howevah she am, dat am be what say you is o’ yo ain’t one o’ us Eeeeevil Jooooooooooos.  Dat, an dere tain’t no whoa-man orthodocks rabbits fo’ Teh Juice.  Dass am be da way it am work.  Dat mean yo tain’t a-gonna git-r-done, no way, no how.

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Here’s two more of the myriad of reasons why not………

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Shema Yisroel Adnonai Elohenu, Adonai Echad.
Baruch Sheim K’vod Malchuto L’olam Va’ed.

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Kenny Solomon
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4 Responses to Whoever certifies this woman will answer to a higher authority.

  1. obozolies says:

    It’s a big No No Kenny
    Sacrilege really.

  2. natureico says:

    I don’t really believe in women rabbis ( preachers ) as I think their place is in the home bringing up the children, and the good book points to the Levi Tribe ( Holy) being Male only. Call me old fashioned or sexist or whatever you want, But I think that is how it is meant to be.

  3. pjpaton says:

    There are so many false leaders these days nothing surprizes me anymore.
    Man ( or in this case ) Women proposes, but G_D disposes 🙂

  4. jahbalon says:

    Next we will be hearing Samantha Power wants to be a Rabbi.
    Or is that asking too much 😀

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