Fitty-Sebben-Sebbenty-Fo.

A short summary of every Jewish holiday: “They tried to kill us ; We won ; Let’s eat.”

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Fitty-Sebben-Sebbenty-Fo.

Dat am a hole sh*tloada ‘ time mo’ den doze sinnin’ Crissenz done gots, sho’ ’nuff.

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‘Scuse me, but supper’s ready (and it’s “hey babe !”) I gotsta get the babybacks out the smoker, but I think the collard greens need more hocks innit.

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L’shana Tovah to all my fellow Juice and all those who ain’t one of us, but should be !

😀     😉     😛

Sincerely,

E. Phil Chew
Teh Eeeeevilest Jooooooooooo of ’em all.

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Shema Yisroel Adnonai Elohenu, Adonai Echad.
Baruch Sheim K’vod Malchuto L’olam Va’ed.

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Kenny Solomon
Israel Survival Updates
The American Survival Guide

Oath Keeper
Patriot Guard Rider

Riding in memory of my dad, Roy Solomon, US Army, 63rd Engineers, WWII Europe.
In memory of my uncle, Col. E. J. Lasner, US Army, Europe, Viet Nam and USA.
In memory of my grandfather, Cpl. Samuel Lasner, US Army, WWI, France.

—and—

In memory of Brian A. Terry, US Marines, US Border Patrol.

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Everything I need to know about Islam I learned at the age of 13 on September 5th 1972.

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5 Responses to Fitty-Sebben-Sebbenty-Fo.

  1. jahbalon says:

    I may not be one of them there evil Jews but I have been in a few Jewish Synogogues and Temples in my time 😛 L’shana Tovah “May you be written down (in the Book of Life) for a good year”

  2. Ruth Bell says:

    Kenny, L’shanna Tovah back at you. Pray this will be a good year. Hope to see you soon……….Ruth & Jerry

  3. nancyfarner says:

    Happy Feast of Trumpets!

  4. natureico says:

    I have a bad feeling this year is all going banana shaped, time will tell
    L’shanna Tovah

  5. Was married to a Jew. No matter what the occasion they can’t WAIT to eat. Even after sinning,, EAT! LOL.

    And after you EAT they want you to EAT more. Happy New year Kenny. And watch your back.

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