“It’s exactly like what you see in Star Wars.”

Luke Skywalkerberg ?

Princess Leia Finkelstein ?

Han Solomon ?

Hey, I like the sound of that last one.   😉


Israel has officially unveiled another cutting-edge defense system:  A laser-based weapon against short-range missiles.  Dubbed the “Iron Beam,” the system users fast-acting laser technology to shoot down incoming rockets at close range.

The Iron Beam is designed to take down short-range missiles too fast to be targeted by Israel’s wildly successful Iron Dome system.

“It’s exactly like what you see in Star Wars”, said Amit Zimmer, a spokesman for the Rafael Advanced Defense Systems company producing the beam.  “You see the lasers go up so quickly, like a flash, and the target is finished.”


Of course, the greatest military force the world has ever seen has had LW’s for a while now……


But the best and most truly gratifying part of Israel developing their own systems is Teh Eeevil Jooooooooooos can now tell El Guapo and the Totalitarians to go spit up a rope, suck on a lemon and keep their filthy stinking paws off of Israel.  Teh Juice got their own six.

However, some deep thought is in the offing, as this setup better work, because – and we’ve been saying this here at Israel Survival Updates since day one – this setup better work, because it’s almost a sure bet that when – not if – when Israel moves to defend herself and the nation’s literal existence, President For Life Barack Hussein Obama (PBUH) will order the US military to stop Israel in her tracks.

Worse yet, there are people within Israel who will attempt to prevent the Jewish homeland’s self-preservation as well.


Anhalten…… Nur eine sekunde…… Vass is los mit der laser und das Juden und Star Wars ?

Gott im himmel, “Juden In Space !



And may the Schwartz be with youuuuuuuuuuuu !     😉



Shema Yisroel Adnonai Elohenu, Adonai Echad.
Baruch Sheim K’vod Malchuto L’olam Va’ed.



Kenny Solomon
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In memory of my uncle, Col. E. J. Lasner, US Army, Europe, Viet Nam and USA.
In memory of my grandfather, Cpl. Samuel Lasner, US Army, WWI, France.

In memory of John (Jack) Henry ‘Angel’ Regan, Patriot Guard Rider


In memory of Brian A. Terry, US Marines, US Border Patrol.


Everything I need to know about Islam I learned at the age of 13 on September 5th 1972.


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6 Responses to “It’s exactly like what you see in Star Wars.”

  1. pjpaton says:

    Gratifying to know Kenny that Israel as ever is at the cutting edge of Science Technology. Still I like the Maxim ” Attack is the Best Form of Defense “, as it puts the enemy on the wrong foot, and forces them to show their hand.

    Watch this Space 😀

  2. obozolies says:

    Sounds a bit like George W Bush’s Star Wars Program, and thats just the ones they tell us about.

    I see El Sisi is still cleaning out all the muskrats in Gaza, destroying their tunnels and has cut out a Buffer Zone between the Sinai and Gaza. I like this guy.

  3. natureico says:

    Nowadays you need all kinds of weapons to deal with Islamic Terrorism, because the Terrorists are always upgrading their Arsenal, and 21st Century War is now Asymmetrical Warfare, meaning Conventional and Unconventional at the same time of hostilities.

  4. Love the “Jews in Space.”

    The Stars of David is a nice touch.

  5. The MAD Jewess says:

    Cute sweetie 😀

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