Well, I guess it’s time to post something, eh ?

16, July, 2015

Maybe a big ‘ol rant about “the deal” where President For Life Barack Hussein Obama (PBUH) basically guaranteed Iran that they can nuke Israel whenever they’re ready.  Possibly we can rail over the typical Muslim what done shot up a Navy/Marine installation.   Or how’s ’bout we talk over th……… Naaaaaaaaaaah.

What difference at this point does it make ?

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$620 million, 1,150 rooms and……

6, June, 2015

……all anyone’s talking about is there may or may not be gold-plated toilets in the place.

And you wonder why the death-spiral is tightening and speeding up.

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Gaten Av Tøysete Turer !

29, March, 2014

Naturlig, regjeringen sier nei.

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No woman, no drive.

27, October, 2013

Jah mon !

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Fitty-Sebben-Sebbenty-Fo.

4, September, 2013

A short summary of every Jewish holiday: “They tried to kill us ; We won ; Let’s eat.”

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Look…… Up in the sky !…… It’s…………

31, August, 2013

Oy vey.

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Whoever certifies this woman will answer to a higher authority.

17, August, 2013

Her name is Kathryn Lee Epstein and she wants to be a Rabbi.

Maybe she can get some of her old sweat shop child laborers to produce a marketable prayer shawl.

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A question for @twitter

15, June, 2013

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It’s a simple question of weight(ed) ratios.

And I’m not talking about a five ounce bird carrying a one pound coconut !

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Baaaaaaaaaaa !

18, May, 2013

SLAM !

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He’s half-black and half-white because his parents are Iraqi.

16, March, 2013

Heh.

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I read it for the articles.

9, March, 2013

Yeah, that’s it.

That’s the ticket.

The articles.

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Holy Underwear !

23, February, 2013

As things stand today, if I write about what’s ramping up vis-a-vis Israel, her continued existence and that of the Jewish people, plus all the goings-on here in what remains of The United States with ‘gun control’ and the disappearance of the most basic of American rights and freedoms – such as the 4th Amendment – I might end up getting ‘a bit too edgy’ in commentary.

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To all friends of Israel Survival Updates, we wish you a Happy Yvette Marie Stevens !

8, December, 2012

Wait……… What ?………

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Intra-Company Memorandum

22, November, 2012

To:   My Colleagues At Israel Survival Updates and The American Survival Guide
From:   Kenneth L Solomon, Administrator of the Office of Snarkification and Tooling Up Affairs
Date:   22 November 2012
Re:   The current holiday that shall not be mentioned.

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Caledonia…… Caledonia……

24, September, 2012

Let’s make their big heads so……

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